F.O.A.D.

NO, I don't do this religiously on Thursday.

Hell, I don't do anything religiously.

But today, oh today...I must tell a group of people to Fuck Off And Die.

The shitholers!

What are shitholers....there the people that turn public bathrooms into shitholes.

My company has about 25 or so employees, and two bathrooms. One strictly for women (well, most of the time) and one unisex bathroom. Hey, I'm from Texas...we know how to treat our women. Anyway, none of the people at my workplace would want to make the bathroom look like a shithole...we work there all day, every day...If you piss on the seat, you may be the next person that has a sit down there...besides that...its retail...and like it or not...every part of that store reflects on our image. I don't want to be known as, Michael Wren - the guy that works down at that place where the bathroom is a shithole!

But everyday I go in there...to sit, or stand, or just wash my hands...and every fucking day someone has left behind a little mention of themselves...or they've missed the urinal and somehow hit the floor and wall. There are shit stains on the seat, where they backed their ass up a little too far...and then the nastiest thing I've ever seen...a big fucking nasty green and brown loogey stuck to the wall opposite the toilet. That means someone was sitting there taking a dump (probably didn't flush) and hocked a sticker right across the room...that's fucking gross...and these people are allowed in public...and I hope they all fuck off and die.

And me and my fellow co-workers, because we care about our image and our sales, we clean this shit...and I do mean shit...we clean it up and hope that no one has seen it. I wish I had a list of all these bastards...I sneak into their houses and shit under their pillows....and then tell them very nicely, "Fuck Off And Die!"

Well, I feel better now...if I can just get my blog back in order...but I've got to go do something else real quick...thanks to my buddy for helping me out...you're the best!

Tags: Foad Thursday,Public Restrooms,

NOOOOOOO!!!!

Shit!!!

I was playing around with different templates and I lost everything!!! My blogroll...my links...all gone...what was I thinking?

I hate computers...I don't feel real good right now...I may never make it right...may never!!!

Off With Their Ads!!!

You know, I don't know why I started blogging...and then the whole adsense thing came up and you could "make money" by blogging and I added that stuff and although there are people who have been very successful with these programs, and I was not. Mainly because I write about a lot of pointless shit, and some other stuff...

Anyway, I took 'em off...and I did so hoping to turn this blog into what I think I really want it to be.

There is no false pretenses here, I'm not going in incognito...My name is really Michael Fucking Wren and these are all really my thoughts and opinions...actually, you probably could call me Michael Craving...but that's beside the point. I want not only to share my own point of view (no matter how crazy it might be) but also to poll the opinion of other people. I want comments, and I can't figure out how to get them...so maybe by cutting all the crap out...dropping the bullshit and laying it out there...maybe that's the trick


You know, I normally sign up for battle of the blogs on BE when I post something new...I don't do it to win...its not like I'm gambling away my rent money...I do it to get read. But you know, sometimes I enter a blog into three...maybe four challenges...and never get a post. I won a few 50 crediters the other day, and so I decided to do one for 100 just to see what happened...it was over in like 5 minutes. Which means 15 people "viewed" my blog, not one commented, and probably half of them didn't even read past the first few lines.

What a crock of shit...I've said it before...vote for them...but come back and read my blog!

I don't want to give up on my "If I were President" game...its a couple of posts down...go read it and then do some commenting...I can't believe no one has commented on the inaugural Presidential BJ...geez...There are blogs that I visit occasionally that have people who should eat this up...The Watchlist...Hamburger...where are you guys???

So, I leave you with this last question...don't be scared to leave an answer...I'm going to start easy...no politics...no religion...If you could go back and hang out with anyone in history...who would it be?

Tags: adsense,google ads, Battle of the Blogs,Michael Wren

Dangit!!!

People are reading the blog, or atleast visiting...but no one is commenting...Don't be scared...you don't necessarily have to be serious...have some fun!!!

the next post down is for commenting...DON'T BE SCARED.

Let's play a game!

Called, "If I were President"

We've all done it...whether it be speaking unrationally and without considering consequences "I'd blow them off the fucking map..." or taking all things into consideration, "I'd spend less money on defense and counterterrorism, annd more on other domestic issues..." at one time or another we've all told someone what we'd do if we were President.

So I'd like to hear a few now...we've got some great topics.

What would you do with North Korea?

How would you handle the Foley scandal, and the effect its having on the GOP?

What is your plan to admirably end the war in the middle east so that we might keep our honor and dignity, but also show strength and fortitude?

If you threw a hellacious Presidential party at your ranch in Crawford, who would you invite?

I wish someone would play along...no one answered my earlier question...so I'll post it one more time...Who do you think was the first President to get a blow job in the White House, by someone other than his wife?

Once I get some responses, I'll answer my own questions.

a little tag

this is a little extra note to yesterday's post...

Maybe I should save this for FOAD Thursday...but hey...

OH Mr. Foley...

So now the ex-legislator (well, his lawyer)is telling the world that he is gay...NO Shit?! Because bounds of straight men sexually solicit underage boys...He is also claiming that he was molested by a clergyman when he was a teenager...Don't Care...I understand that there is much drama from adolescent assaults, but this is too commonly used as an excuse. He also claims that all his "mishaps" occurred while he was under the influence of alcohol...Bull Shit!...and he already boned that excuse. Seems there were a few instances where he was communicating with a boy, while he was in session...he claims he has never been under the influence while at work...but never had contact with a Page while sober...so Mr. Foley now finds himself somewhere up stream and seems to has lost his paddle.

If I were a member of the gay community, I would be very upset with the "admission" because whether you are heterosexual or homosexual, there still is no excuse for a grown man or woman to sexually solicit a minor. It almost seems if he's saying, "I'm gay and that is the reason I acted the way I did" Which is not right!

Also, I'm not saying that in my daily routine I don't see a girl that I see "attractive" and then realize that she's a little too young for me...its happened...these damn girls are growing up fast!!! but what I don't do is try to make contact with them...or ask them if I make them horny!

And, as a member of the Alcoholic community, I do not agree with him making us drunks look bad...I often see young girls in public when I've had a few...and I still don't ask them if I make them horny!

I don't know why I can't get over this deal...I think because its just more proof to my theory that everyone in office is a heinous villain...they don't always start that way...but there's something in the water (or evidently the Cognac) up there that makes them turn that way...and we elect these people!

Oh Well...

Tags: Mark Foley,Gay/Lesbian, Alcoholics,

Stuff

So its time for a good ole fashioned rant...It's been a while

First...our country is fucked up! Our congressmen are playing whip the wire with their underage male pages, and then they'll give themselves a raise for it next time they get a chance. I heard someone say that I shouldn't let one bad apple ruin the whole bunch...but anyone who thinks there is just one bad apple in Washington/Austin/Hays Co. or whatever part of the world you live in, also probably thinks that Hillary Clinton should be the next President (did that make sense? Sure it did)

Come on Folks!

Mark Foley isn't the first male politician to have sexual contact with a male page...he may just be the first one to be caught and publicly exposed. Gary Condit wasn't the first politician to make a young girl disappear and Wild Bill probably wasn't the first President to get a blow job in the Oval Office.

I think back to my childhood, or I guess my teen years, when I was always doing something "bad" and by God always getting caught. How did my mother know...what was I doing wrong? My older brother seemed to get away with murder, and here I was getting caught for everything! Well, not everything...it may have just been the law of averages! I realized something a few years ago...it wasn't that I was not as sneaky or sly as my brother, but my mother was smarter than she was 7 years prior. She had seen it all before, and I wasn't coming out with any original material. There's few things to do in a small Texas town...play football, drink beer, and be in the back seat of the car on Saturday night. (ha ha, my first car was a two seater...what was I thinking!!!) Mix in a little mud running, cow tipping, house wrapping, water tower climbing, school jumping (a whole other story), back roading, and skinny dipping and you've got a hell of a good raisin'. Not very original...it all goes on still today...but hey, its a good time. Anyway, the point being...I wasn't doing more or less than my brother, but my mother was educated in a boy's ways, and therefore was more apt to catch the wild bunch.

You get where I went with that one? The media is always looking for the bigger story and finding more means to do so...the Democrats are hungry to regain their control of the legislation...the pages are tired of getting cornholed...and more people are getting caught. Washington is a dirty place...I'm going to go wash my hands just typing about it.

Speaking of legislation...for those of you who play poker or do other gaming online, you probably know about this last weeks law which now makes online gambling illegal...fine...they made it illegal...and snuck it in on the Port Security Act. Basically the mob got pissed because they weren't making the money from online gambling, so they decided that no one should get the money from online gambling...the thought is that those who are addicted to gambling will be looking for bookies or driving to casinos. So, I can no longer lose my paycheck at sportsbook.com, but I could find some guy who will break my fucking fingers when I can't pay him...atleast at sportsbook or party poker it was all prepaid and no one was getting attitude adjustments. My thoughts...if you want to make something illegal, step up and take the law before the people...don't weasel it in. If it was really a major concern, it would be at the top of the list...not a footnote...but that is how the bastards get a raise every year...so they are pretty good at what they do.

I missed blogging about Steve Irwin...dangit...I wasn't a Croc Hunter fanatic, but he was a good man, with a love for nature, and a crazy way of bringing it to the couch potatoes of the world...hats off to a man that died doing what he loved.

I sometimes try not to offend...but there are some things that just finally peck away, and peck away, and peck away...

I'm not sure anymore what I feel about this "war" that we are involved in. I've said before that I thought it was right to go to war, but not so right to still be in war. My thoughts are that the problem is with all this politically correct, and media coverage, and let's try to make this whole thing seem not that violent...bullshit! People are dying and that is violent and sometimes that is what has to happen to resolve a situation. I think back to my athletic days...coaches always preached about kicking a dying dog until it was dead (small town remember). See, if you let a smaller, weaker, lesser opponent stay in a fight with you for too long...he starts getting more courage, more adrenaline, more cunning and he then can beat you, but if you go in and just kick some fucking ass...lay down the law...and drop the hammer (no I don't think we should have erased them from the map...not a trend we need to lead) this war would have been over years ago.

So with that being said...I'm tired of hearing about the President and his campaign sending innocent men and women to die. Yes, its true that troops are dying, and that a lot of them are innocent...but they are also doing a job that they signed up to do and it is a job that comes with risks. There has not been a draft in this war...this isn't Vietnam all over again (yet) and no one that has been killed was forced to join the army...or at least not by the army. Underwater welding is one of the most dangerous jobs there is, and these welders are well paid because of it. If an employer were to send an welder down several hundred feet and ask him to weld something, and there is a problem and that welder loses his life...is it the boss man's fault? Should a person who chooses a high risk profession, knowing those risks, be able to blame their losses on another man? Soldiers in the armed forces are paid and trained to serve their country, protect their country, and sometimes die for their country...I'm not saying that I don't mourn with the families of fallen soldiers...I do...I salute them...I encourage them...and I am indebted to them for the freedoms and liberties that I have today. Even if it is being besmirched and defiled by the evil bastards that we elect every couple of years. What I'm saying is innocent men and women are not being sent to their death by the administration...men and women are dying, doing their job, in a ill-favored work environment. Yeah, I know that might piss you off.

Man I need to quit! I'm off to play music...let me know what you think...

Here's the question of the day....who do you think was the first President to get a blow job, by someone other than his wife, in the White House???


Tags: Mark Foley,Gary Condit, Wild Bill, Hillary Clinton, Port Security Act,Steve Irwin, sportsbook, party poker, Presidental fornication,