Let's play a game!
Called, "If I were President"
We've all done it...whether it be speaking unrationally and without considering consequences "I'd blow them off the fucking map..." or taking all things into consideration, "I'd spend less money on defense and counterterrorism, annd more on other domestic issues..." at one time or another we've all told someone what we'd do if we were President.
So I'd like to hear a few now...we've got some great topics.
What would you do with North Korea?
How would you handle the Foley scandal, and the effect its having on the GOP?
What is your plan to admirably end the war in the middle east so that we might keep our honor and dignity, but also show strength and fortitude?
If you threw a hellacious Presidential party at your ranch in Crawford, who would you invite?
I wish someone would play along...no one answered my earlier question...so I'll post it one more time...Who do you think was the first President to get a blow job in the White House, by someone other than his wife?
Once I get some responses, I'll answer my own questions.
We've all done it...whether it be speaking unrationally and without considering consequences "I'd blow them off the fucking map..." or taking all things into consideration, "I'd spend less money on defense and counterterrorism, annd more on other domestic issues..." at one time or another we've all told someone what we'd do if we were President.
So I'd like to hear a few now...we've got some great topics.
What would you do with North Korea?
How would you handle the Foley scandal, and the effect its having on the GOP?
What is your plan to admirably end the war in the middle east so that we might keep our honor and dignity, but also show strength and fortitude?
If you threw a hellacious Presidential party at your ranch in Crawford, who would you invite?
I wish someone would play along...no one answered my earlier question...so I'll post it one more time...Who do you think was the first President to get a blow job in the White House, by someone other than his wife?
Once I get some responses, I'll answer my own questions.
posted by Michael Wren at 11:32 PM
5 Comments:
I would probably let China deal with North Korea, get the hell out of Dodge (Iraq and Afganistan), send aid to Darfur, cut my salary and the salaries and benefits of all the US senators and congresspeople, cut the oil companies off, help the farmers and the businesses in the US, grant amnesty to illegals who can prove they are productive members of our society, give massive tax and subsidies to develop alternative energies ...
The Rolling Stones, Neil Young and Randy Newman would play at the party and it would not be in Crawford, but at Willie Nelson's ranch on the Pedernales.
FINE, FINE, FINE!!!
I'LL ANSWER MY OWN DAMN QUESTIONS AND SEE WHAT YOU THINK AFTERWARDS.
As for N. Korea...I think Japan will be the ones to do the dealing...although I think appropriate measure are being taken to include everyone in the talks surrounding N. Korea (because everyone should be pissed off) I think at some point Japan is going to get get tired of it. Japan is a power that is not recognized, and as N. Korea is begging for recognizations...they may well be the Bill Board sign that alerts the world to the power of Japan's army.
As for Foley...hey man, you made your little gay bed...have a good night's sleep brother...
As for the war...I say Blitzkrieg (no not nuclear) I say send everything but the kitchen sink at the middle east...and once the dust clears...say, "yeah, that was our plan all along...bore the shit out of them and then knock 'em all out" that way everyone is appeased.
Ahh, the party...Radney Foster, Bruce Robison, and Willie...and yes I'd even smoke pot on this occasion!!! Because if you're going to throw a Presidential Party in Texas...You've gotta have a Willie in the band...
If I were Pres...
1) What to do with NK?
I would attack a neighboring country with a fairly large force, dig in, and maybe send forces maybe 1/8 that size on to NK. Oh wait, that is the current Pres, method.
Since I don't want to copy the current war on terrorism, I do it a little different. I would go to NK and tell them that if they disarm and we attack them unprevoked, China can line up their entire population to kick our law makers in the balls, including myself and we will drop one nuke on ourselves under China's supervision. (if we are unprevoked, why would we attack them, so there is no risk of the kick in the nuts or the bomb) I'd give it to them in writing. If that didn't work (as in like they have 2 months to comply) I would then go to China and Russia and tell them that they need to work together to get NK nuke free and under control in 10 months. I would also let them know that if they can't/won't help in this situation that something will be done to cripple NK's nuke program. Sanctions are a bad idea. So you put them in a place where they need money, what happens... They start selling off things that they can do without... Like a spare nuke. Who knows who has a nuke after billionaire terrorests or unstable African or South American countries start bidding with food and other resources.
2) Foley
It's happened too many times before. The only thing to do is get in front of the tv cameras and say "I didn't have anything to do with it. I didn't know about it. I don't approve of it." Set up a fake inquiry into, like there always is. You know, the good ones were someone way way down the line gets in trouble. Fire that guy. Move on. Hell, a dem did it 20 years ago or so and got relected a few times afterwards.
3) End the war in Iraq/Middle East
Make bin Ladin and his top pals dead. Fortitude would be shown through the commitment to stay with the original target no matter how hard he is to catch. Honor and dignity and strength can be shown through stepping back and correcting mistakes of the past. Get out of Iraq. Iraq made little to no sense in the first place.
If some think that that means the Terrorists won, so be it. We have technology, no need for all those boots on the ground in a place were Osama hasn't been. Iraq was mentioned in a Bush Gore debate before the 2000 elections, which really doesn't help make Iraq a sensible part of the solution...
Shite peoples we are leaning on there to run things are killing Sunnis for kicks. Police Death squads under Sadam are no worse than the police death squads run by the people we put in power. I'm also a firm believer in the idea of civil war being an evolutional step for nations/peoples. Too much interference in that and you keep the nation/peoples in the stone age. No matter how long we stay, they will eventually fight it out. Let them get it over with. We had a civil war and moved on to become these great United States, or something like that. How many industrialized nations haven't had a civil war that resulted in massive blood shed?
4) Presidential shindig
Jack, Jim, Johnny? I'll promise not to get a DUI. Oh wait, since I get to use tax payer money... I'd pay celebs to show up. I'd have topless girls there. What good is tax payer money if it can't buy topless girls. Then I'd invite my close personal friends and all those people who sprinkle money in my pocket so that I'll push their agendas. Oprah, Jerry, Mtv peoples, Dale Jr, and a few other big named people who I can't stand would be guests of honor. So many people do everything those douches say, you only need to kiss their asses. The next election will just take care of itself once you covered that. I'd have Marylin Manson as the house band, but I'd make Tim go away and have Twiggy sit in. Since it's a classy affair, I'd ask them to only play acoustic. It's good music, even if the guitars aren't plugged in. We'd all eat rare filet mignon. Bush Sr. said you aren't american if you are athiest, I say you aren't american if you don't eat bloody steak. Again, since the taxpayers are footing the bill... I give away swag bags that make the Oscar swag look like crap.
Bonus question about 1st Presidential BJ
George Washington.
Told you I would rant
1st president to get a blowjob? Probably Washington. I think all presidents should be able to have concubines. That way, we could focus on the real issues. Plus, they'd be happier.
N. Korea...I'm with Cybercelt, let China deal with them. We're not the world watchdog.
Send all the soldiers from Iraq to Afghanistan, that war is justified, Iraq is not. Leaving the middle east with dignity? HA! Surely you're joking. We can't. The only thing getting out sooner would do is save the lives of our soldiers.
The Foley scandal? 1 things: I'd make sure it was clarified this is a pedophile issue, NOT a homosexual issue. 2) Get rid of Hastert.
A party in Crawford Texas? Uh...sorry friend, but I wouldn't be caught dead in Crawford, Texas.
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